Have you ever punched a woman? Have you ever punched a pregnant woman?

Well, I almost found out what it is like to be punched today. You see, I was driving to pick up something today, and I was turning from Barlow Trail on to McKnight Boulevard West. There was a HUGE long line up of cars waiting to turn. The guy in front of me is NOT paying attention and the cars would move forward and he would be doing other things in the car not paying attention, finally, after a few times of this I finally honked at him, because we were getting close to the intersection. You could see him reach over to the passenger seat and stay there looking for something. So then after I honked the first time he moved up, glared at me, but moved up.

Then it is our turn to make the light and he STILL isn't paying attention. I wasn't going to miss this light and make the people behind me miss it because this yahoo can't pay attention, so I honked again. We made it through the light. Just as we had accelerated to 70, this jerk SLAMS on his brakes and comes to a full stop in the middle of heavy traffic. I have to slam on my brakes, and I'm honking to let him know what a ****************** he is, but also to let other people know that I have to stop. The lady behind me has been behind me since the turn, so she has seen everything. He stops his car completely and is yelling at me and flipping me the bird in this rear view mirror.

Then he starts to accelerate again and we come to the light and it is red. Next thing I know, he is out of his car and at my door (I made sure it was locked) and he is pulling on my handle to open the door and hitting the window telling me to get out and I am a ********* *************** **************. The lady behind me is freaking out. I stay in the car and just yell at him and tell him that he can't drive, and that isn't my fault. He keeps pulling on my door handle and then the light turns and he gets back into his car. He then starts to swerve all over the road and no one is going near him for fear of getting hit. WHAT AN ********************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think he rightly deserved the honks that he was getting. It is your responsibility on the road to PAY ATTENTION! If you can't do that, I'll remind you. I took down his license plate and description and took it into the police. I don't think I was in the wrong to honk at him, we all wanted to get through that intersection. Obviously, I think he has road rage. What was he going to do if my door wasn't locked? What would he have actually done to me? I'm glad I didn't find out.

Anyway, if you see a gentleman not of the caucasion persuasion, in a white Toyota Corolla, early 2000s, with the license plate YWU 756, either stay clear or beat him up for me.

Signed,
Cranky Pregnant and Hates Stupid People.